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'Did ya hear the one about the lad with a van full of monkeys?'

Posted 5 years ago by perkkastin in category: funny

Comments (7)

iPaulPro - 5 years ago [ Reply ]

Couldn't understand a word of that.

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orfnerwerdna - 5 years ago [ Reply ]

I need subs, lol

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Kevin (guest) - 5 years ago [ Reply ]

Video not in English so couldn't understand.

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ionymous - 5 years ago [ Reply ]

i replayed parts 3 to 20 times, but finally understood it.

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DaveJoyce - 5 years ago [ Reply ]

I understood it on the second play. Not the most hillarious joke I've ever heard honestly, but they all seemed to enjoy it.

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PickleJuice - 5 years ago [ Reply ]

Approximate transcription (per comments on YT): An Englishman, heading up the motorway with a van full of monkeys. Ya hear that one? No. He was going to the zoo. Now, the van broke down. Who was coming behind him but Paddy in an empty van. Yeah. The Englishman said, "Paddy," he said, "If I give you fifty quid," he said, "will you bring these to the zoo for me?" Yeah. Paddy said, "Not a problem," he said, "load them up." He loaded them up, & anyway, fuckin' he headed off. Two hours later, the Englishman was waiting for the "the AA" (Road Asistance) to come out. And who's he see coming down the far side of the motorway? Paddy and the load of monkeys. He flagged them in, he said, "Fuck sake, Paddy," he said. "I gave you fifty quid to bring them to the zoo for me." Paddy says, "I did," he said, "but I have a few quid left over,"...."and we're off to the cinema now!"

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ItsMeMario (guest) - 5 years ago [ Reply ]

He was asked to deliver the monkeys to the zoo (as in give them to the zoo so the zoo would keep them there in captivity) but he took the monkeys out for a tour at the zoo instead and that is revealed when he said he's off to the cinema, because it means he paid for the monkey's entry fee they had a look around at the animals, but there is still money left for him to pay for their movie tickets.

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