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If Americans were commentators of soccer
Posted 11 years ago by
boyt
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funny
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causeby
- 11 years ago
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This would be funnier if it weren't actually more entertaining than real soccer commentary. "Well, Esteban, down on the field... nothing is happening. Wait, wait...! No, still nothing. Now the ball has been kicked and... nothing." Watch a game for half a day and you're lucky if you get to hear "GOOOOOAL!" one time. I have two suggestions to make soccer a real sport: first, get rid of the goalie so maybe we can have scores greater than 0-0 sometimes; and second, get a real time clock with an official timekeeper. "Whenever the refs feel like it" is a completely stupid way to decide when the game is over.
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